officialfrenchtoast:

modern day rebels



nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell


thebrightstar:

finchfry:

the best and most accurate thing

This literally NEVER gets old.


gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion


You’re my friend.


thoselonelyeyes:

fullmoon-unicorn:

the starry sky on the himalayas

CLICK ON THE PIC BRO

thoselonelyeyes:

fullmoon-unicorn:

the starry sky on the himalayas

CLICK ON THE PIC BRO


Track Title: Lights Down

Artist: E M P I R E

Album: //ONE//

theycallmehealy:

CHECK OUT: Lights Down/ by EMPIRE!!! Blowing up on twitter and souncloud with over 12,000 plays, join the crowd. An Indie/Pop band from Providence, RI . Check out other songs on their Soundcloud https://soundcloud.com/empired-1 and on Twitter https://twitter.com/EMPIRE_theband also, look forward to full Studio Recording of their upcoming EP and music videos! FOLLOW, LIKE AND TELL YOUR FRIENDS! xx


Track Title: Hold On

Artist: E M P I R E

Album: //ONE//

theycallmehealy:

CHECK OUT: Hold On/ by EMPIRE!!! Blowing up on twitter and souncloud with over 12,000 plays, join the crowd. An Indie/Pop band from Providence, RI . Check out other songs on their Soundcloud https://soundcloud.com/empired-1 and on Twitter https://twitter.com/EMPIRE_theband also, look forward to full Studio Recording of their upcoming EP and music videos! FOLLOW, LIKE AND TELL YOUR FRIENDS! xx


Track Title: See You Again

Artist: E M P I R E

Album: //ONE//

theycallmehealy:

CHECK OUT: See You Again/ by EMPIRE!!! Blowing up on twitter and souncloud with over 12,000 plays, join the crowd. An Indie/Pop band from Providence, RI . Check out other songs on their Soundcloud https://soundcloud.com/empired-1 and on Twitter https://twitter.com/EMPIRE_theband also, look forward to full Studio Recording of their upcoming EP and music videos! FOLLOW, LIKE AND TELL YOUR FRIENDS! xx


tsarbucks:

no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit




summerflies:

/ / Matty Healy smiles adorably / /

summerflies:

/ / Matty Healy smiles adorably / /


anasaltukhaifi:

Umbrellas Street, Portugal.

anasaltukhaifi:

Umbrellas Street, Portugal.